This just came in my email from an administrator.
"If you are putting any sharp objects, broken glass, metal or anything that could cause injury in the trash cans, (including but not limited to conventional and nuclear weapons) custodians are requesting that you please label or tape a small warning sign to the trash can. Thank you."
It's nice to have someone looking out for us.
Update: I emailed Mr. Administrator and asked if we can bring nuclear weapons to school. His reply:
"Only for personal protection...."
It's Friday. We have to entertain ourselves.