Thursday, November 11, 2010

Further adventures of PocketEdward

PocketEdward™'s been kind of quiet lately, but this new book, Love Unscripted by Tina Reber, has gotten him riled up. You see, Ryan Christensen is the man he wishes he could be. And he sure wishes that Bella was more like Taryn Mitchell.

Ryan is hot young movie actor who's been catapulted into the spotlight by his movie Seaside. While filming the second in the series, he meets Taryn, a young woman who owns a bar just down the street from where the cast is staying. They meet, they spontaneously combust, and romantic hijinks ensue. You can read the first six chapters here; you can thank me later. Go read. I'll wait. I read the first chapter and ordered the book.

So ANYway, PocketEdward™ has been seen out and about with Love Unscripted in tow. Let's see what's on his mind.

While on vacation in the tropics, PocketEdward™ took Love Unscripted along as his vacation reading.


He was appalled to find that Ryan Christensen doesn't sparkle, yet Ryan attracts the ladies like honey attracts flies. And then he read Chapter 10, Possibilities.


Honestly, he just couldn't believe that Ryan could ... do that so well. After all, vampire males are supposed to be the best lovers, though they have to take care not to kill their human mates with their incredible strength. This...this...human......no way. So he decided he had to compare Love Unscripted with his favorite novel.


To his dismay, Twilight's romantic moments just can't compare with those of Love Unscripted.



He had to reread Chapter 10, just to make sure he'd taken it all in.



Rumor has it that PocketEdward™ has been seen typing pointers from the book into his iPhone.

Later he was spotted trying a mind-reading trick. Whether he was trying to download some of Ryan's moves or turn Ryan into PocketEdward™ is best left to speculation.





Love Unscripted
by
Tina Reber

You won't be sorry you bought it.

10 comments:

southerngirl (bec, of course) said...

in a few days, when i'm done LMAO, i may have to get the sisters together and plan an intervention

rita said...

Not a chance in hell that it will work, my dear.

I'm trying to drum up more readers for Tina's book. If referencing Twilight works, I'm not above using it!

Anonymous said...

Betty said....

Becky, I think you are right about Rita needing our help. We need to immediately get ourselves down to the Keys and see what we can do to save her. Just to be safe, bring what you need to stay for at least a month or two. It's the least we can do. I'll pick Joan up on my way.

rita said...

On second thought, I do need some supervision......

Anonymous said...

Betty said....

I thought you'd see it our way.

Joan said...

I'm ready; pick me up on your way to save Rita!

Anonymous said...

Betty, let me know when you'll be picking me up. I'm ready!

Joan said...

It only took 30 minutes of my life that I'll never get back to reset my password so I can post without being anonymous. How about that!

Betty, let me know when you will pick me up for the trip. I am ready.

rita said...

I'm retired. I have a lot of time on my hands. Whaddaya want me to do?

Anonymous said...

Betty said....

Okay, okay, Joan, I'll pick you up ;)