$1000 later, I have a temporary crown and three replaced fillings and lips so numb that I'm biting them and don't know it. I'm also drooling when I try to drink water.
It's a lovely day in the neighborhood.
Evidentally teachers can't read or understand a sign on the door that says I'm gone and will be back later. I came back to a pile of to-be-copied-ASAP papers on my desk.