Massive quantities of alcohol, at that. My favorite quote? "Edwards said he knew the canal was infested with alligators before taking a 2 a.m. swim at Nubbin Slough, a canal near Lake Okeechobee on Sunday.
"They said they pulled out over a dozen 12-foot alligators and they spotted 150 in that area," Edwards said."
So why was the moron in the canal at 2 a.m.? It had to involve alcohol.