I lied

But not intentionally.

Tom called the guy who's selling my Dream House in Florida City or Homestead, somewhere like that. This man didn't exactly have a good grasp of the English language, like his dad who showed us the house, but he managed to express the price: $1.4 million. That's more like what we'd expected when we looked at the place, but the man insisted it was $270,000.

*heavy sigh*

Oh well, it didn't have a pool, anyway.